2008 is bound to be GREAAATT!!!

I actually, for once in my life, feel like things are starting to fall right into place. I started off the new year doing EXACTLY what I wanted to do, and I made the bold decision to stop chasing things and let them chase me. I have a feeling that 2008 is really going to be great!!!

Top 10 Reasons for a Great '08

10. HELLOO Elections!! There is real potential for either a Woman or a Black Man to be elected to office, AND I can't friggin' wait. 2008 my friends, let's get with it!

9. Work, It's a definite plus when you go back to some place at the beginning of the year without hesitation, and with a clear head!

8. My morale budget at Morpheus. Keeping up Morale isn't everyone's forte, but it is my passion :)

7. A potential February visit, with a real possibility!

6. My team at work, we got a restructure, but I could not be happier about the people on my team!! TEAM PINEAPPLE EXPRESS SMELLLLSS GOOD :) :) (On that note, the movie is also coming out this year!)

5. The (RED) Campaign, they only have the potential to get better, more partners, more products, more relief for people with HIV and AIDS

4. Rori's Wedding

3. Andy & Brendan's Wedding

2. I'm FINALLY getting a brother that I LOOOOOVE

1. Friends And Family... Can't live with 'em, SURE AS HELLL can't live without them!!

Funny T-Shirt Sayings

This came from about.com I believe

1. Funny T Shirt Saying
Procrastinate Now

2. Funny T Shirt Saying
All men are idiots And I married their king.

3. Funny T Shirt Saying
In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.

4. Funny T Shirt Saying
Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.

5. Funny T Shirt Saying
Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

6. Funny T Shirt Saying
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

7. Funny T Shirt Saying
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

8. Funny T Shirt Saying
I wear the brains in the family.

9. Funny T Shirt Saying
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

10. Funny T Shirt Saying
I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

Another Top 10..

TOP 10 JOBS I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE...

10) MAILPERSON (MAIL TRUCK & ALL)

9) SONGWRITER

8) THERAPIST

7) CAMP DIRECTOR/OWNER

6) EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF A MAGAZINE

5) CEO OF A FORTUNTE 500 COMPANY

4) THE PERSON WHO WRITES THE DESCRIPTIONS FOR PRODUCTS IN CATALOGS OR ONLINE

3) TRAVEL WRITER (HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE TO TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR WORK, AND THEN WRITE ABOUT IT?!?!?)

2) STAND-UP COMEDIAN/ TALK-SHOW HOST

AND THE NUMBER ONE JOB I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE...

1) GOLF-CART DRIVER (CADDIE NOT INCLUDED!)

The Top 10.....

THINGS ALL NEW YORKERS SHOULD COME TO REALIZE:
10) Maybe, just maybe, not EVERYONE is in as big of a rush as you are

9) Standing in the middle of the street, isn't going to make the light change ANY faster

8) If everyone who got on the subway just filed in like normal, considerate, polite people, we wouldn't all have to feel like we were packed in like sardines now would we?!?

7) Although people in middle america can't vote for shit, maybe adopting some of their polite ways wouldn't be such a bad idea.. a little excuse me here, an i'm sorry there, can I hold that door for you?!? Nothing out of the ordinary

6) Life has got to be better than pouring your blood, sweat and tears into your work only to have to take a vast majority of your earnings and put it into those 2x4's we call home!

5) Everything is Relative

4) There is life outside of these city limits, a world that exists outside of New York

3) Just because you live in NYC doesn't mean that it is any less weird when you put the contents of your closet together in ways that only the cutest child could get away with

2) It's ok to need to a break from this crazy city

and..

1) Pot Happens :)